If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal/Progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal/Progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal/Progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal/Progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberal/Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal/Progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose to take a job that provides it.
A Liberal/Progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!
A Liberal/Progressive will delete it because he's "offended."