Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Fence

I received this in a forwarded email, and while it's not incredibly substantive, it is humorous, and largely accurate in its descriptions. Enjoy.

The Fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Liberal/Progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Liberal/Progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Liberal/Progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Liberal/Progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberal/Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Liberal/Progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose to take a job that provides it.

A Liberal/Progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!

A Liberal/Progressive will delete it because he's "offended."

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